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Post by KapitänHöhlenmensch on Mar 3, 2008 13:02:32 GMT
News of mine and Ian's disagreement last week has hit the newsdesk of Non League Today, as shown on Sunday's issue.
I'd like to take this opportunity to dispel allegations of a bust-up at the heart of WFCSAFC propelled by this newspaper.
Newspapers can print what they like and I doubt AC Azurri, Ajax Kings Arms Billingshurst and other teams respond to this criticism so we won't.
Unfortunately my posting has been limited by injuries (torn tissue in arm) and suspensions (lack of computer at home), but once full service is resumed, I'm 99.9% sure I'll be back posting complete tosh.
I am going nowhere!
The rumours of a behind the goal bust up are false, I can assure you all, and Ian and I are here to stay. We are looking at some new acquisitions for WFCSAFC as well which will make us stronger, but there just isn't the money in Sunday football anymore to make the squad strengthening we need.
It's companies like The Daily Mail Group (makers of the NLT) who stir up unneccesary controversy and all we want to do is get on with it. There are always two sides out there and if we just shake hands at the end and are all good boys, I cannot see why we can't win all the red balls and have a successful season. We need to be our own men and we will prosper.
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Post by ian on Mar 3, 2008 13:37:21 GMT
I'd like to echo the sentiments of Mr Caveman's statement.
Although we made the decision to live our lives in the public spotlight by becoming involved with the high profile side WFCSAFC, the constant media intrusion is making things very hard for us at the moment. I have every sympathy with Cheryl and Ashley having been through much mental torment over the last few weeks and it is not a nice feeling going to bed on Saturday night dreading what the "red-tops" will be running on the Sunday morning. These people should realise that they are messing with peoples lives here and it is not fair that our families are exposed to their loved ones being associated with names like "Danny Bloor" and "Alan Pook" in the national press.
Can I make an impassioned plea that the media gives Mr Caveman and myself the time and space we need to do our jobs at WFCSAFC. We continue to have the full support of our players, some of whom are now shunning their showbiz friends such as Dean Gaffney, Nigel Reo-Coker and Richard Goodyer, to show their support for us at this difficult time.
Ian has not been paid for this interview and his fee has been donated to a charity of his choice. All rights reserved. Our lawyers are watching.
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Post by Kenty in Weardale on Mar 3, 2008 17:31:34 GMT
Personally I am glad that UN inervention has not been needed and am looking forward to joining with CC and Ian in their important work of expressing sympathy to unlucky keepers, observations as to the leisure activities of referees as well as the passing of advice on the stand up sit down question viz a viz managers posture.
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Post by jim on Mar 3, 2008 21:58:07 GMT
When approached by Sky Sports News regarding the off-field shenanigans, I informed them that it was the only team desperate enough to let me play. I would therefore concentrate on lacing my boots myself and trying to stay upright, and I'm sure that all the playing staff feel the same. At this stage in my career, I'm happy to be able to find the ground.
I had to tell you here, my comments weren't deemed controversial enough to make the broadcast press, and I have nowhere near the stature in the game of Ian or CC.
Crisis? What crisis?
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Post by Brad on Mar 3, 2008 22:54:19 GMT
Bloody Paparazi, as soon as i get off the minibus from a nice weekend away it's all caveman this, ian that, crisis, crisis, what do u know, can u smile this way that way, over here and all that bla ba
Can't a player get away from these rats??
I've only been in one game for the WFCSAFC and they already assume i know what's what, whose who, and all the dirty secrets.
I shall also, along with KentRebel will be looking forward to joining CC and Ian in the usual banter and all that during our next outing.
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Post by Kenty in Weardale on Mar 4, 2008 8:36:46 GMT
WFCSAFC fan Danny B has said that he hopes that CC and Ian can work together but in the meantime he will continue to give helpfull advice from behind the goal in the hope of regime change occuring in a peaceful way in the future; his on/off pal and fellow fan Alan P said he hoped Ian and CC would lamp each other but hoped to keep his views quiet in case he was banned by WFCSAFC supremo Vatican Rebel!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Brad on Mar 4, 2008 20:23:08 GMT
That's right, all and any criticisms made to any members of the WFCSAFC players, management and boardroom will not be tolerated, so Mr.Pook should watch his mouth when making his views on CC and Ian "lamping" each other, because the Vatican has been unleashed, and he will stamp out all opposition to the supremacy of WFCSAFC with no explanation needed/given to those whom are banned.
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